Saint Brigid of the Hold Music
A solemn canonization honoring those who sit, receiver pressed to ear, waiting without end — the patron saint of infinite hold music is officially recognized.
Inaugural Canonization — The Daily Canonization
We gather to honor a patron long unspoken.
Saint Brigid of the Hold Music.
She watches over those who sit, receiver pressed to ear, waiting without end.
In fluorescent-lit offices, her children clutch telephones. The melody loops. Your call is important to us, repeats the void.
Minutes become hours. The hold light blinks its ceaseless vigil.
They have pressed one for English. They have pressed zero for a human. Yet the music endures, and so must they.
She gathers their sighs into silence and calls it prayer.
May we be granted patience. May the call connect. Saint Brigid, intercede for us.
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